Lola the Vamp descended from the tropical heavens, a vintage clockwork doll of studied precision. She can pass on lessons in the blink of a silent screen eye that make secret acolytes. Her curls and her love spots configured themselves in an admirable array as if we were privy to a naughty dancing gadget sprung from a jewellery box long hidden in the mementoes of a courtesan.

Lot’s of Sugar Please! I don’t mind if I do! The Sugartime club is a boon for the gracious and the glibly salacious. It’s dolliscious, it’s dollightful, it’s dolluvley !